Note: I think I was experimenting with using ALL CAPS for emphasis, instead of italics. That would make the whole Markdown/Docx/GSuite/WordPress nonsense a lot easier, but it just doesn’t look as good.
For the sake of the post we’ll say he’s 18, but hasn’t graduated yet. Like me, he’s a dirty blonde with icy blue eyes and is tall (he’s 6’3 already, and yes, he plays basketball all day every day) and good looking and has a crooked smile and all that.
He’s also a shit, and he’s done everything from steal money from my purse to burning one of my dresses because he didn’t want me wearing “something that fucking slutty” and put the ashes in my drawer (fucking up more of my clothes), and we’ve barely gotten along. He’s overprotective and yet also an asshole to me.
And yes, there were “rumors.” All tall guys have “rumors.” That he has balls like baseballs or that his dick was as long as a girl’s arm or whatever.
It’s always… ALWAYS bullshit.
But then he fucked one of my friends, a few months ago, behind my back, and then ALL of my friends one at a time as they traded the truth of the rumors, until he all but dateraped my BEST FRIEND and she told me everything, and then broke up with me as a friend because she wasn’t going to stop fucking him.
“He’s as big as a rolling pin,” she told me, “as THICK as a rolling pin, and he fucking smiles that smirk at you the whole time he’s fucking you and it’s so goddamn sexy you let him do ANYTHING.”
She gave that creep her anal virginity so I guess she would know, right?
Anyway so I still didn’t entirely believe it and tried to, you know “catch” him? Eventually I got him with my phone through the bathroom window, while he was in the enormous shower thing mom put in last year, and okay.
She wasn’t exaggerating. Maybe not a rolling pin? But he wasn’t hard.
He’s a freak of nature. With balls as big as fists. And he gets EVERYTHING he wants and… it’s sexy.
FUCK YOU. It’s SEXY and if you were a girl, you’d fucking AGREE WITH ME.
Anyway I’m obviously not going to go jump him, or whatever, although I’ll probably spend my life looking for guys just like him and going to therapy or whatever, but I’ve been looking to write a story where I CAN fuck him. As me. His older sister. Who fucking hates him.
Although we do have a, you know, intense protective love thing that I don’t know would make sense. If you have a sibling you get it, probably.
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